Comic: How to use our new dishwasher

First: there are four to choose from cycles that can be up three hours each.

Second: there are a number of helpful "features" that can be activated.

• Push the first button if you want to get the FOOD off your dishes
• Push the second button if you want to kill the GERMS on your dishes
• Push the third if you want your dishes to actually get HOT.
• Push the fourth if you want your dishes to get dry (defective)
• And most important, push the fifth button if you don't actually want to clean dishes at ALL.

But, I am thankful that I, unlike some people I know, I actually can USE a dishwasher.