Winter Cold

Welp! It's winter again. And it seem this time we have a special surprise awaiting us, a bacteria. Yes, you would think because they're small they wouldn't hurt a fly. Well, they kill flies, and people to. Though hopefully it wouldn't have to come to that.

Comic: Rachel Pearsey visits

Horizon Living Nativity

Comic: mud house

Comic: the middle of the sea

True story.

Comic: Nathaniel

unmapping

More information: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UV_Mapping

Comic: gnats

Comic: Buying some wood

Mom and me ended up at Home Depot (talk about fish out of water) and we needed to buy some wood.
I dunno why, but the whole thing just seemed funny to me.

And yes, my back was killing me. D:

Comic: Art FAIL

I'm a learning artist. I must often face complete and utter ART FAIL.

(Sorry Timmy! Now you have to suffer from ART FAIL too!)

Comic: How to use our new dishwasher

First: there are four to choose from cycles that can be up three hours each.

Second: there are a number of helpful "features" that can be activated.

• Push the first button if you want to get the FOOD off your dishes
• Push the second button if you want to kill the GERMS on your dishes
• Push the third if you want your dishes to actually get HOT.
• Push the fourth if you want your dishes to get dry (defective)
• And most important, push the fifth button if you don't actually want to clean dishes at ALL.

But, I am thankful that I, unlike some people I know, I actually can USE a dishwasher.

Comic: 'Ace Ventura' HATE

Hannah and me were having a late-night conversation about how absolutely horrible and crude "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective" was and how we wished one thousand times over that we'd never watched it.

Hannah also discovered that I am unable to draw an expression on a character without making that expression myself while I'm drawing. It is very embarrassing. :(

And yes, Hannah does have a slug mural on her wall.

Comic: Late night snack

Yes! It is true! My secret is out! In the middle of the night I sneak downstairs and sit on the refrigerator snacking on your food while pressing the "make the door shut up" button occasionally.

Comic: False convert??

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I was passing out gospel tracts (in a neighborhood with very strange architecture, they had these things that looked like crosses on every house, but some had two bars across, so I guess not) when I noticed someone who might be a real Christian, and someone who might be a false-convert.

(If you're interested in finding out what a false convert is, why don't you check out www.livingwaters.com? Just click the button down on the right with a flower on it to find out. )

Comic: The horrors of Costco

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Last time we were at Costco, we got stuck behind a man who was 6 feet tall, weighed 600 pounds, and smelled like diarrhea. Thankfully, he only bought two bags of flavored wood-chips.
And of course, the cashier commented on our two overfull carts of food. Overfull carts of Costco food.

Nathaniel's Walk